What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 05:22
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
Yes sir it is.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.